Office Workers Who Prove They’ve Given Up On Life & Themselves By Not Reading (Or Reading Tripe Du Jour) on the Train
As most people know, part of the reason the New York City workweek is so much longer than the rest of the nation’s is in […]
Month: April 2015
The Myth of Teamwork
Like communism, corporate culture thrives on indoctrination. One of the key tenets of “collaboration in the office” is founded on the notion that teamwork is […]
Yes, There’s A White Castle in Midtown
Perhaps, to the untrained outer Midtown exister, it would appear as though this area, laden with its offices and so-called high salaries, might not exactly […]
The George Costanza Paradigm
There is a belief among certain disillusioned office worker circles that if you stick it out long enough at a job and refuse to progress […]
People Who Wear Their ID Cards for Work Around Their Neck
Some people are just like really comfortable with being shackled. It’s almost as though they have the right idea by embracing their manacled fate instead […]
Sun Comes Out & Midtown Folk Start Swarming Every Outdoor Area Like A Goddamn Pack of Locusts
The only thing worse than when your co-workers are miserable is when your co-workers are happy and you have to listen to them prattle on […]
Nathaniel Hawthorne Was Right
Who knew that the Puritanical vibes of Nathaniel Hawthorne’s work (best known, of course, for writing The Scarlet Letter) would be so applicable to life […]
When You Keep Waking Up in the Middle of the Night Thinking That It’s Morning And You’re Supposed to Wake Up for Work
Working in Midtown can causes oodles of different anxieties. Between worrying about office booty and becoming an insufferable bore, you also get plagued by thoughts […]
Every Midtown Worker Is the Falling Man in the Intro to Mad Men
The symbolism of the falling man during the intro credits to Mad Men, paired with its dramatic theme song, evoke a strong representation of your […]
Compensation: No Pay
It’s a bit strange that, in New York, of all places, the pay rate is so utterly egregious. Every time you try to claw your […]