Corporations are, for all intents and purposes, like giant, lactating breasts from which the office worker must suck. It sucks us dry so that we can suck it dry. Unfortunately, just like actual breast milk, there is a moment in time when the nourishment must run out.
In office worker terms, this means getting laid off. In general if you stay anywhere for more than three years, you’re bound to get the ax at some point. Corporations have a constant need to “trim the fat,” as they say, getting rid of a shit ton of people here and adding one there in their place. For this reason, corporate tits are very much like regular ones: alluring at first, but eventually spraying you in the mug with something sour.