It’s bad enough to have to deal with normal cube decor on a regular basis, but when the holiday season rolls around, people’s enthusiasm for decorating their cells reaches an intolerable crescendo. It is bleak beyond words the level of into it-ness there is in the office world over Christmas decorating. If one is that excited about it, why doesn’t one stay at home and enjoy his or her own decorations?
Take the month off instead, sparing us all the orgasm of zeal that’s exploded in your cube. Or instead, arrange daily screenings of Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, for this would be a far more enjoyable celebration of the season than watching one waste his or her time adorning a desk with tinsel, paper cutouts of snowflakes and the like.