Trying to Get Coffee in Midtown in the Morning
To borrow loosely from Cher Horowitz, “Trying to find coffee in Midtown in the morning is like trying to find meaning in a Pauly Shore […]
Midtown
What Makes You So Different From a Whore?
Working corporate helps a lot of people think that they’ve evaded the “tragic” profession of whoredom. But, in truth, there is nothing more in keeping […]
Are You A Horse? ‘Cause You’re Always Champing at the Bit to Leave
For the majority of the hours you spend in front of your computer screen at cell block cubicle number 1,000,678, you fantasize about leaving the […]
I’ve Got A War in My Mind: Balancing Your Hatred of Working With Your Love of Luxury
It’s quite a challenge one is presented with when he or she abhors sitting in the same place for eight hours, but also loves the […]
The Corporate Veneer
For anyone who has never had to put a mask on every day that they go to work, this is what is known as “the […]
Relishing Other People’s Train Reads on Your Morning Commute
Commuting on the subway between the hours of 8 and ten is obviously terrible, but there is one thing that makes it better: inwardly mocking […]
“Interfacing”
Yet another in the annals of alien corporate terms (of which there are countless ones), “interfacing” is by far one of the worst. Like some […]
Matchy Matchy Bro Syndrome: A Midtown Pandemic
Maybe when you’re surrounded by like-minded drones at the office all day, you get it into your head that not only should you start acting […]
Don’t Get A Job, You’ll Just End Up Owing Everyone Money
Perhaps the days when hard work and making an honest living actually paid off were circa the 1950s, at the height of consumerism, when the […]