Before Diablo Cody was an Academy Award-winning screenwriter, she wrote a memoir called Candy Girl, detailing her days as a stripper in Minneapolis. Prior to spending a year on the pole, however, she was writing frivolous copy at an ad agency, watching he soul disappear like most office workers.
While serving time there, she coined a term called porn shui, a play on feng shui for you interior design mongos. This refers to the positioning of your desk/computer in relation to how easy it is for co-workers and boss types alike to see what’s on your screen. Particularly if you’re trying to watch porn, hence the name. Most office workers are subjected to terrible porn shui, resulting in low masturbation rates and high misery levels without a form of emotional and physical release to turn to.