Improved Numbness

While, sure, we’re always talking about the drawbacks of working, it’s important to also remember some of the “practice’s” benefits. One of the foremost among them is the improved propensity toward constant numbness you will incur as a result of five days a week spent with your ass welded to a chair and your mind subject to constant inactivity.

Further, forced, fake pleasantries with fellow co-workers will also add to a perpetual fugue state that can help you deal with other areas of your life, like a shitty relationship or riding the subway. And sure, you will start to lose all sense of awareness during important moments like orgasm, but isn’t it worth it to feel nothing during moments of painful discomfort, which are far more common?