Imagining Your Office Supplies As Food Items: Sign of Insanity or Brilliant Coping Technique?

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste. Luckily, there are numerous ways to let your mind wander during the boredom-filled eight hours of your Midtown workday. One of them is–when you’re not binge eating in your cube–to imagine office supplies as food items.

From your keyboard as an elongated waffle to your mouse as a scone, the possibilities for food fantasies are endless. Moreover, when you finally become so delusional that you start actually gnawing on the company’s property, there’s a chance you can be asked to leave for an indefinite period due to your psychological problems.