When it comes to Mondays, or any weekday for that matter, you’ll find that the only thing getting you up in the morning is the need to piss. If not for this simple bodily function, you might be liable to sleep the entire day away.
Luckily for your management, your need to get drunk every night to cope with the daily grind keeps your bladder in fantastic working order, waking you up each morning around 7 or 8 to remind you of your responsibilities not just to your kidney(s), but to your corporate existence as well.