Feeling Like That Old Lady in Airplane! Who Hung Herself in the Middle of Some Boring Shit

There are numerous points in your day whilst sitting in the cube that you will have to pretend to work because you have already taken a two hour lunch and a few thirty minute breaks, ergo, to leave again would be very frowned upon.

And so, you must sit there trolling the internet even though you’re caught up on all the “latest” from local to celebrity news. It is at this moment you will have a flash to the old woman in Airplane! who hangs herself in her seat while listening to a boring ass story from the main character. Now, all you have to do is figure out how to discreetly tie a rope to the dropped ceiling above your cubicle so you can take a page out of her book.