While it would hold far more cachet if Death Row was the label that paid you, you are, unfortunately not chic or talented enough to be on such a record label. Instead, you must look at the corporation that has your balls in a vise as the label that pays you.
Sure, it’s not nearly as glamorous, but by inserting the name of the company in “____________ is the label that pays me,” you can help mask how uncool your profession is and people will be less likely to further question you about what it is you actually do. Though, of course, if they do ask you, you’ll look mildly mongoloid for having uttered the original sentence.