Getting Your Nails Done at Jank Places in Midtown
There are a great many pastimes to fill the void that pervades you whilst you spend your days in Midtown. Chief among them is getting […]
There are a great many pastimes to fill the void that pervades you whilst you spend your days in Midtown. Chief among them is getting […]
Occasionally, karma proves itself to be a real thing by coming back to bite you in the ass after all the many times you’ve taken […]
Although there is nothing more agonizing, more physically and emotionally detrimental than going to an office job in Midtown, if you do it long enough, […]
As we’ve already established, there’s nothing quite so freeing or vengeance-achieving than taking a shit while at work. However, this precious release can sometimes be […]
Life inside the Port Authority Food Court is decidedly lifeless. Like the office buildings that surround it, most of the people within the confines of […]
The pop culture moments you associate with your childhood are not only a great way to showcase how old you actually are to other people, […]
When you’re working the 9 to 5, engaging in devious activity can be something of a challenge. You have to keep your lid on real […]
When people ask you what you do (especially fellow daytime Midtowners), and you’re expected to give them some sort of impressive title, like Executive Douche […]
If you ever find yourself at Beer Authority at any point during your Midtown career, you know you’ve hit rock bottom on that particular day–and […]
The classic/surreal/eerie 1993 movie, Groundhog Day, finds weatherman Phil Connors (Bill Murray) trapped in a time loop after going to a small Pennsylvania town to […]
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