Yearning for Yours Sims Self to Go to Work For You

Among many twenty-first century problems is getting cockamamie notions like wanting your Sims self to go to work for you. If they can enjoy the same pleasures you get from the results of working, like taking vacation days and delighting in weekends, then why can’t they actually just go to your job for you?

Considering the all you need is a body in an office chair theory to keep bosses placated, then surely a Sims body would suffice too. After all, they’re you. So why can’t they simply adopt all the shitty aspects of your life while you relish the good ones? It’s only fair when you take into account how much you paid for your Sims self to exist, in addition to so lovingly fulfilling its hierarchy of needs.