When Everyone Around You Is Getting Laid Off And You (Not So) Secretly Wish You Were You Too

There comes a time in everyone’s working life when the job they’re at will need to lay them off. This is largely due to the fact that most American companies do not provide an essential service to anyone. When this inevitably happens at your Midtown office, it’s likely that everyone else except you will get the axe.

This is going to make you insanely jealous and probably hate your cube existence even more as you’re forced to watch everyone haul their boxes of cube decorations and a token plant back out into a world that’s real. You, on the other hand, aren’t going anywhere. Being laid off isn’t in the cards for you–the pleasure factor of torturing you is too substantial.