What Makes You So Different From a Whore?

Working corporate helps a lot of people think that they’ve evaded the “tragic” profession of whoredom. But, in truth, there is nothing more in keeping with the definition of prostitution than selling one’s self to another by engaging “the unworthy or corrupt use of one’s talents for the sake of personal or financial gain.”

That’s exactly what most office workers do each and every day, minus the part where they get the bonus of at least possibly having an orgasm as a by-product of their job description (unless, of course, you’re one of those types who likes to masturbate in the office bathroom–possibly while taking a shit).