A lot of people tend to wonder what ever happened to the missing link between humans and apes, or if it ever even existed at all. I’m here to tell you that it’s still very much a part of daily life in Midtown. Most days, you’ll see people walking around hunched over with a distraught, exasperated look on their faces, indicating the physical and emotional propensities toward missing link status.
No one knows for sure whether Midtown generates missing links or missing links simply appear in Midtown because you have to be mildly brain-dead to work in the area. All that is known for certain is that the angered grunts and overall irascibility of the office workers orbiting the vicinity from the approximate hours of 9 to 5 have little control over their furied emotions while roaming the streets in search of food or a place to have a cigarette break. And then, of course, there’s the chimp-like laughter that emits from their mouth spaces when they return to the office and adopt the required veneer.