Team Building Activities

I don’t really know who the sadistic prick was that invented the term “team building activity,” but whoever he (it was invariably a man) was, he clearly had no friends of his own–thus forcing others to attempt forging a bond with others they would never want or need to in real life.

The potential for horror in team building activities knows no bounds, as there are numerous pointless tasks to choose from when “bringing people together” and “solidifying trust” (e.g. building some shit out of straws). Along with working for a full eight hours a day, so too, should working with others be abolished, as everything “work”-related takes place on a computer unless, I don’t know, you’re a longshoreman.