There are many associated risks with riding the subway–contracting ebola from touching the pole, getting kicked in the face from someone’s showtime performance, potentially sitting […]
Some people get orgasms from their masochism. I am one of them. Maybe that’s why so many are able to pass by the depression-soaked poem […]
It can never be emphasized enough just how much commuting on the subway contributes to the hell of getting one’s body to Midtown. The sardine […]
Regardless of how “lovely” the day is when you first wake up–sun shining, birds not shitting on you, sirens not raping your ear–there is no […]
One of the great lamentations of working the same “9 to 5” schedule as other shills of New York City is the fact that the […]
In the same way people refuse to acknowledge their imminent death, they also have difficulty recognizing that there is no viable strategy for improving the […]
They say New York is a cold, unforgiving place where you’re not very likely to find very much in the way of affection. But just […]
There are times when I’m transferring at Union Square to get to Midtown and the Brooklyn-bound L train will pass by right as I’m getting […]
While Midtown is not exactly rife with locations known for their food goodness (unless your count random parts of Koreatown–yes apparently New York has one), […]
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