“Fantasy”: The Song That Runs Through Your Mind When You Daydream About Quitting
Apart from sexual fantasies, the most common kind are quitting ones. Going into the building and shooting up the place (I know, it’s cliche), re-creating […]
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Time Goes By So Slowly For Those Who Wait
The summer vibes of Midtown seem to be in full effect in terms of bringing out the height of people’s insanity and irritation. On top […]
Corporate = Corporeal Punishment
While corporate jobs have their fair share of emotional ramifications, people often overlook the physical damage it can cause. From the incurring of varicose veins […]
Dealing With Holiday Cube Decor
It’s bad enough to have to deal with normal cube decor on a regular basis, but when the holiday season rolls around, people’s enthusiasm for […]
“Denim Days”
If you’ve not yet sold your soul to an office, maybe you’re unfamiliar with the term “Denim Days.” It’s a conciliatory concept intended to placate […]
The Words “Corporate” and “Culture” Do Not Go Hand In Hand
It’s rather comical to think that the words “corporate” and “culture” are thrown together so often in the office world. Frequently bandied in employee handbooks and […]
No One’s A Bigger Slut Than the Office Microwave
Having to share a microwave with a plethora of other people is irksome for several reasons, chief among them the fact that the malodorousness of […]
Are You A Horse? ‘Cause You’re Always Champing at the Bit to Leave
For the majority of the hours you spend in front of your computer screen at cell block cubicle number 1,000,678, you fantasize about leaving the […]
“Interfacing”
Yet another in the annals of alien corporate terms (of which there are countless ones), “interfacing” is by far one of the worst. Like some […]
Matchy Matchy Bro Syndrome: A Midtown Pandemic
Maybe when you’re surrounded by like-minded drones at the office all day, you get it into your head that not only should you start acting […]