Dealing With Holiday Cube Decor
It’s bad enough to have to deal with normal cube decor on a regular basis, but when the holiday season rolls around, people’s enthusiasm for […]
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“Denim Days”
If you’ve not yet sold your soul to an office, maybe you’re unfamiliar with the term “Denim Days.” It’s a conciliatory concept intended to placate […]
The Pain of Being Too Pretty to Work, But Having to Anyway
There are supposed to be rules in place that prevent attractive and/or non-trolls from having to work in an office setting. And yet, it would […]
Working in Midtown on Black Friday, Or Kill Yourself
It’s a strange, surreal thing to witness Black Friday from afar, but to witness it IRL is, well, inexplicable unless seen IRL. To have to […]
Climbing the Corporate Ladder Only to Fall Off, Break Your Spine and Become Paralyzed
Climbing the corporate ladder is both easy and challenging. On the one hand, you have to surrender your soul entirely and on the other, it only […]
What Makes You So Different From a Whore?
Working corporate helps a lot of people think that they’ve evaded the “tragic” profession of whoredom. But, in truth, there is nothing more in keeping […]
I’ve Got A War in My Mind: Balancing Your Hatred of Working With Your Love of Luxury
It’s quite a challenge one is presented with when he or she abhors sitting in the same place for eight hours, but also loves the […]
Matchy Matchy Bro Syndrome: A Midtown Pandemic
Maybe when you’re surrounded by like-minded drones at the office all day, you get it into your head that not only should you start acting […]
Don’t Get A Job, You’ll Just End Up Owing Everyone Money
Perhaps the days when hard work and making an honest living actually paid off were circa the 1950s, at the height of consumerism, when the […]
Incongruous Vehicles: The Upside of Midtown
There are few upsides to Midtown. In fact, you could count them on one hand. One of said upsides is the joy of spotting a […]