My Foot Hurts. Can I Go Home Now?
There comes a time in everyone’s life as a doppelganger for Elton from Clueless when he or she will graduate from saying, “My foot hurts. […]
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Feeling Like That Old Lady in Airplane! Who Hung Herself in the Middle of Some Boring Shit
There are numerous points in your day whilst sitting in the cube that you will have to pretend to work because you have already taken […]
There’s A Reason Psychiatric Care Options Abound in Midtown
Some of the best medical care in the world exists in New York, specifically Midtown. And why do you suppose the reason for that is? […]
“Fantasy”: The Song That Runs Through Your Mind When You Daydream About Quitting
Apart from sexual fantasies, the most common kind are quitting ones. Going into the building and shooting up the place (I know, it’s cliche), re-creating […]
Having to Piss Is the Only Reason to Wake Up in the Morning
When it comes to Mondays, or any weekday for that matter, you’ll find that the only thing getting you up in the morning is the […]
Rescue Me: The Song That Plays In Your Mind Every Time You Hit Apply
Sure, most people think of Aretha Franklin when the song title “Rescue Me” comes up, and, yeah, they tend to associate it at as a […]
How Am I Still Working Here?
As you pass the 90-day trial period of employment, you’ll feel both a sense of accomplishment and doom. On the one hand, you’ve successfully fooled […]
Waking Up Late After Binge Watching a Show All Night
When you lose most of your free time/aspirational lack in life as a result of the cube, you’re likely to fall prey to binge watching […]
Feeding On Your Misery
A lot of people ask why one doesn’t change his situation if he’s so damn miserable being stuck at a thankless, dead-end job. “Nothing has […]
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There will often come a time in your quest for professional satisfaction when you will attempt to break free from the shackles you’ve been in […]