Marveling At How Much Faster Time Goes Outside of Your Cube
If you want to know something about the space-time continuum, working in a cubicle is a fast way to learn. All time and space exists […]
If you want to know something about the space-time continuum, working in a cubicle is a fast way to learn. All time and space exists […]
If you’re too young/too above it all to have ever seen the Christmas special for Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, 1) fuck you and 2) you’re really missing […]
When you’re an automaton in the working world, you tend to become desensitized to ominous phrases or questions. For instance, a gentle demand like “Wanna […]
The winter in New York is never kind. Often, you simply have to test the limits of how many times you can hit the snooze […]
When your life is the continued everyday sameness of sitting in a cubicle, you tend to get off on even the slightest shred of drama […]
There are a great many pastimes to fill the void that pervades you whilst you spend your days in Midtown. Chief among them is getting […]
Occasionally, karma proves itself to be a real thing by coming back to bite you in the ass after all the many times you’ve taken […]
Although there is nothing more agonizing, more physically and emotionally detrimental than going to an office job in Midtown, if you do it long enough, […]
As we’ve already established, there’s nothing quite so freeing or vengeance-achieving than taking a shit while at work. However, this precious release can sometimes be […]
Life inside the Port Authority Food Court is decidedly lifeless. Like the office buildings that surround it, most of the people within the confines of […]
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