Compensation: No Pay
It’s a bit strange that, in New York, of all places, the pay rate is so utterly egregious. Every time you try to claw your […]
“I’m Trying A New Salad Today” & Other Scintillating Office Announcements
When you’re salaried without a worry in the world other than paying your next credit card bill, you tend to become what’s known as “fat […]
The Master
In Paul Thomas Anderson’s possibly best film, The Master, Lancaster Dodd (Philip Seymour Hoffman) tells his acolyte, “If you figure a way to live without […]
The Times Square Alliance: The Midtown Mafia
Every New York neighborhood has a mafia, of sorts. In Chinatown, it’s the Chinese, in Little Italy, it’s the Chinese and in Midtown, it’s the […]
Office Trolls
Workin’ the 9 to 5/8 to 6/10 to 7 scene can often make a person lazy with regard to where he looks for his sex source. […]
Best Practice = Stop Fucking Up
In the endless glossary of corporate terms, “our best practice” is one of the most pod person-sounding. Designed as a means to tell someone that, […]
Corporate = Corporeal Punishment
While corporate jobs have their fair share of emotional ramifications, people often overlook the physical damage it can cause. From the incurring of varicose veins […]
Office Booty
Like golfer’s booty, an office booty has an extremely bulbous, protruding shape. And, somewhat also like golfer’s booty, office booty stems from a general lack […]
I Know This Is the Working World, But I Don’t Think I Belong In This One
Molly Ringwald as Claire Standish in The Breakfast Club has been a constant source of wisdom in a post-high school world. Her most saliently transmutable […]