As is evident to you by now, there are very few pleasures to be gleaned from the office world. One of those pleasures, however, is having constant access to a wealth of office supplies, which can be hard to come by in a time when Office Depot is defunct.
There are moments, in fact, when all you want to do is roll around on a bed of staples to intermix that beautiful combination of agony and ecstasy. And then there are the Post-Its–so many colorful Post-Its–to choose from. It’s when the scissors cross your path that you might want to shake yourself from the office supply high. You could end up hurting someone in your reverie. Finally, where else but the office would you be able to print out your resume?