When you are given the mercy of a holiday on a Monday, it’s easy to let the leisure rush quickly to your head. This is a dangerous mistake and can result in something tantamount to postpartum depression come Tuesday. You’ve given birth to the life of relaxation you’ve craved for so long, and now you hate it for being taken away from you.
If you allow yourself to fully relish the day you’ve received off, you will feel like complete and total shit when your shackles are strapped back on. This is why it’s extremely important to “relax responsibly” (i.e. don’t get so fucked up you feel it in the form of puking/a mental haze the subsequent day). In short: Never. Enjoy. Yourself.