When you’re working the 9 to 5, engaging in devious activity can be something of a challenge. You have to keep your lid on real tight if you’re going to act like a fully functioning drone. Granted, there’s always those unexpected slips in judgment when you’ll need to come into work hungover, but those moments become fewer and farer in between as you become more conditioned into complacency.
Thus, an occasionally illicit lunch break wherein you do something to feel as though you’re alive again is necessary to remind you that you are, in fact, human. This can range from snorting cocaine in a Hell’s Kitchen bar bathroom to meeting up with a Tinder find at the Times Square Hotel. Yes, a lunch break of a dubious nature is essential to taking back the youthful rebellion you once possessed before entering the corporate structure.