Like Lil’ Kim, You’ve Got No Time

Time is a currency (like in that Justin Timberlake/Amanda Seyfried movie, In Time). And when you’re an office worker, you simply ain’t got it. Or rather, you’ve got plenty of it, it’s just that it can’t be freely and overtly used lest your boss actually gets the impression that you’re doing something meaningful or useful over there in your cube.

But Lil’ Kim says it best in her debut single, “No Time,” when she declares she has no time for the fake and that people will always try to “stick you for your cream and your riches/Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches.” But if you were like all the office workers with unuseable time on their hands, then you would be accepted, embraced by the common man, as it were. However, who wants that when you could have real time instead of fake time?