They say that you should always push yourself, strive for more–particularly at work. But when doing so tends to lead to that odious American word, “multi-tasking,” you’re dealing with the usual slippery slope (one that, unfortunately, does not pertain to your vagina). Because the moment you start trying to “juggle,” you’re definitely going to end up getting yourself fired (and/or incur a mental illness).
Because trying to do more than stare at your computer screen pretending to work when you’re really trolling Necessary Clothing for items you’ll never buy is only going to lead to the scientifically proven fact of incurring Alzheimer’s as a result of trying to do too many things at once. So it’s like, “Oh shit, what was I just doing while cooking the books on a spreadsheet? Like, writing a press release? I can’t fucking recall. Does medical insurance even cover symptoms of Alzheimer’s?” No, it doesn’t. Stop trying to multi-task. Imagine ’07 Britney Spears as an office worker and it will immediately put a stop to your attempt.