Is Ugliness A Prerequisite for Being An Office Worker?

It is a strong belief of mine that attractive people don’t have to work in a conventional sense. Perhaps this is why you usually see the ugliest people on the train during rush hour–they’re all forced to work office jobs because they didn’t have the looks to avoid it.

And while, yes, this form of discrimination is shallow, it exists. People can’t help wanting to kowtow to the desires of the beautiful ones–they’re just so hypnotically beautiful. That’s why they never have to be subjected to the ills of the office; and if they are, it’s never for very long. Moreover, the length of time you spend working in an office as a normal looking person directly correlates to how much older and uglier you will appear after (if) you get out.