Like Samantha Jones once said, “I’m a working woman, and I don’t have time for you to be searching down there for it. So I wanted to make everything nice and simple.” That niceness and simplicity comes from getting one’s vag waxed on one’s lunch break so as to be as time-efficient as possible.
While the drawbacks to doing so involve taking a somewhat longer lunch break at times (especially if you’re traveling out of your Midtown nexus to go where a deal is), the benefits far outweigh the challenges. For one, you can go back to work feeling far superior to everyone else due to your greater sense of levity. And here’s a quick tip: never go to the same waxist twice. This not only allows you mix up your routine (and yes, let’s face it, your existence is pretty sad when you have to look to alternating waxists as a source of spicing up your life), but also never allow any one human being to recognize your vagina. Anonymity is key. The second someone memorizes your area, they start to take all kinds of liberties.