Halloween Week, Or: Every Non-Enthusiastic Office Worker’s Horror

Just as in high school, the workplace is rife with the type of people who enjoy “getting excited” about “major holidays” like Halloween. They will decorate their cubes even further beyond the obnoxious limit and find ways to get well off topic in meetings that are already inane to begin with by discussing what their Halloween plans are and what they plan to be, as well as offering candy to people who are already too jittery with pent up energy to begin with.

Barring the fact that there should, indeed, be an age limit on celebrating All Hallow’s Eve in the conventional drunken manner, it is also horrendous to the non-enthusiastic office worker to catch sight of people over twenty-five dressing in costumes that most assuredly don’t complement their office booty.