Part of the characteristics of an office worker is to covet that which he or she can never have. This is why so many of the cube ilk enjoy talking about the Kardashians in spite of the fact that the Hiltons are infinitely more respectable. And with the Kardashians comes talk of Kanye, and at the moment, Yeezy Season 3, which looks like it consists mostly of unisex garb that’s been ripped off from Oak.
But in the office world, inane chatter is what holds you and your co-workers together, therefore to disengage from enthusiastic babble about The Life of Pablo, how close Kanye was to you in Midtown by putting his fashion show on at Madison Square Garden and how you bought Kimojis to better express yourself would be to admit you are an ominous presence. But perhaps if you’re bold enough, you could ask the cleaning woman in the bathroom, “Who is Kanye?” Because she’s not white, she’ll tell you, “He’s the guy who tweeted ‘BILL COSBY INNOCENT'” rather than make mention of something as frivolous as Yeezy Season Three.