Dollar Pizza: Midtown’s Only Saving Grace

While the drawbacks to working in Midtown are innumerable, there is one petite silver lining that still doesn’t make it all worthwhile, but at least placates your wounded soul at times. That silver lining is dollar pizza. And yeah, there are dollar pizza outposts throughout NYC, but no other area has the selection of Midtown.

From classic 2 Bros. (which has wrongly come under fire) to your more generic and questionable options, there is nothing more momentarily satisfying than paying next to nothing for food that gives you the same seemingly glorious high as heroin. Until you cut to about a month later when your office booty looks the size of Dolly Parton’s chest.