Corporate = Corporeal Punishment

While corporate jobs have their fair share of emotional ramifications, people often overlook the physical damage it can cause. From the incurring of varicose veins from eight-hour sitting to office booty, the torment of the flesh is infinite. And let’s not forget about the torment of the taste buds should you decide to subject yourself to K-cup coffee.

The mortal torture of the body persists with your daily commute, your entire physical being pressed up against or jostled by others on the train.  If you’re lucky, you will evade being pushed up the stairs against your will and, resultantly, trip on both knees and break them. Yes, the ways of corporeal punishment via corporate life are endless both on the way to and in the office.