Computer Strap-On

The future is not smartphones. At least not when it comes to work-related enterprises. Uh uh. The future is a computer strap on that allows you to wear your computer like a belt–one that you never take off, even when you’re pissing.

The benefits and drawbacks to this new development are manifold. On the plus side, you can “work” wherever, thereby assuring your employer you don’t need to come in. On the down side, you’ll surely end up getting something worse than carpal tunnel and/or become sterile from the radiation waves. But this is a small tradeoff to be free from the desk by chaining yourself to the computer.