Just when you thought you could keep a bad bitch down, Chick-Fil-A shows its ability to pay off the right people by reopening in the wake of their Christmas Eve health inspection raid. With a total of fifty-nine health code violations, the place was shut down voluntarily by the non-shame-faced management.
But lo and behold, it’s back in business as of Monday as the only Chick-Fil-A in NYC to be had. And, as though they were waiting there ever since the moment of closure, Midtown office workers and tourists alike are back and more ready than ever to feed, health consequences by damned.