Midtown/Times Square: a festering cess pool of everything that’s wrong with humanity. Including Justin Bieber, apparently. Even though this particular part of New York City is a bit like Hollywood Boulevard in that the people who flock there are obsessed with celebrity, no self-respecting famous person would ever actually go there.
Except Justin Bieber. His bad skateboarding tricks and inability to properly wear a t-shirt are exactly why working or even passing through Midtown is now officially even more wrong. It’s bad enough to be bombarded by the legions of normal mongos populating the area, but add Bieber and his worshippers to the mix and the premises becomes hell on earth.