There’s A Reason Limos Only Exist In Times Square
Limos are one of those entities you associate with the decadence and impracticality of the 1980s and early 1990s (see: Home Alone 2: Lost in […]
Month: September 2015
Meet the Author
There comes a time in every office worker’s life when he or she will snap (if sanity was ever there to begin with). How this […]
Working on 9/11
There is something more than a hair sacrilegious about working in an office on 9/11–some might even say cruel and unusual punishment. What kind of […]
I Can’t Survive If This Is All That’s Real
Lana Del Rey is responsible for speaking to many people with a goth sensibility, but what she’s perhaps unaware of is how succinct her message […]
In the Office World, There Are Two Breeds: Jack Lemmons & Fred MacMurrays
If you’ve never seen Billy Wilder’s The Apartment, you’re a sorry excuse for a film viewer. If you have, then you know right away that […]
Looking at Your Co-Workers With Newfound Contempt After a Long Weekend
There are a lot of gruesome elements to returning to work after a three-day weekend: reconciling that you’re not a person of leisure, that the […]
Know Your Worth
In America, the measure of who you are is made by how much money you make. Even if you’re a middling office worker, at least, […]
Bieber: Reason #45,678 to Hate Midtown
Midtown/Times Square: a festering cess pool of everything that’s wrong with humanity. Including Justin Bieber, apparently. Even though this particular part of New York City […]
Going On Questionable Job Interviews That Make You Wonder, “Am I Going To Be Sold Into White Slavery?”
Trolling through job listings after a long enough period will invariably make you desperate enough to apply for “occupations” that you wouldn’t ordinarily if you were still […]
“Surrender” by Ashlee Simpson: A Way to Deal With Accepting Your Fate
There are a great many people who find very little to be redeeming or comforting about Ashlee Simpson’s music career (her reality TV stint, on […]