Why Can’t There Be Master’s Degrees In Anything Good?
What do we mean when we say “anything good”? Well, good usually constitutes things that are fun, easy or result in an orgasm. This is […]
What do we mean when we say “anything good”? Well, good usually constitutes things that are fun, easy or result in an orgasm. This is […]
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Before we start work at a job after college to make money, we all feel a lot like Alex in A Clockwork Orange: free to […]
Just like the mouse or moose in Laura Numeroff’s titular If You Give A… series (not to be confused with my own If You Give […]
When it comes to being a corporate shill, remembering that all they really want to see is a body of some sort sacrificing itself on […]
In a world where machines can do just about everything you can, but better, it’s important to make yourself seem more indispensable than you really […]
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Though it’s pretty to think that the real reason such a high concentration of homeless people gather in Midtown is because they know tourists are […]
While it would hold far more cachet if Death Row was the label that paid you, you are, unfortunately not chic or talented enough to […]
When you’re a child, you look at every adult as though they couldn’t possibly know what they’re talking about. When they tell you to enjoy […]
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