Don’t Quit Your “Day” Job
For a long time after a college (you need a college degree to work as a lackey in an office, after all), you will continue […]
For a long time after a college (you need a college degree to work as a lackey in an office, after all), you will continue […]
…an entire energy-packed existence was transpiring outside of it. Life-changing events occurred, weather patterns shifted and world-altering master plans were crafted. But you missed it […]
One of the many pratfalls of a Midtown working situation is the proximity to one of the only two Olive Garden locations in Manhattan (the […]
Remember when you were in elementary school and, because you were a child and therefore mildly retarded, you had to be given semi-regular drills on […]
“For love of country” is a phrase that has long ago been replaced by “for love of the company.” Rather than worry about what’s good […]
If you want to know something about the space-time continuum, working in a cubicle is a fast way to learn. All time and space exists […]
If you’re too young/too above it all to have ever seen the Christmas special for Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, 1) fuck you and 2) you’re really missing […]
When you’re an automaton in the working world, you tend to become desensitized to ominous phrases or questions. For instance, a gentle demand like “Wanna […]
The winter in New York is never kind. Often, you simply have to test the limits of how many times you can hit the snooze […]
When your life is the continued everyday sameness of sitting in a cubicle, you tend to get off on even the slightest shred of drama […]
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